"When are we going to get crunk and hit skins?"
This was a text message a 23 year old sent me last night.
Where to start...
1) Never am I going to get crunk and hit skins with a kid. 2) Get crunk and hit skins? Are you kidding me--who says that? Oh wait, twenty fucking three year olds, that's who!
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Don't complain at least you still got what it takes to attract a younger guy.
You know that gray streak in my hair? It's kept me free from guys under 30 for a while now... You should try it.
it sounds like a t9 word error to me...but i have an emotional gray streak.
This is hilarious. And a perfect example of why I --- 26 --- trend toward men nearly twice my age.
:) Great post.
I'm so crunk I forgot to mention I'm crunk. Shocking, I know.
hahaha I am laughing at this only because I am the only one who knows who said this. Fairly sure he was "crunk" at the time he sent this ..........but I am sure he woulda anyways haha. so funny
A gentleman would ask, "Do you feel it is an appropriate time in our courtship where we ought to be able to become chemically altered in a fashion that would lead to intimate contact with vigorous abandon? ...my lady..."
Which would be far more romantic, naturally.
Ahhhhhhh, come on Sarah, give the kid a chance.
The offer is still on the table...
Quit posting my text messages.
Anon: You've got an awesome point!
Aimee: I'll wait on that one until it comes naturally.
Leash: Sadly, it's not.
Girlsnap: Twice your age, really? I haven't done that in years. Maybe I should rethink that approach.
Pants: You crunk at my house? NEVER!
Danielle: You crunk crazy kids!
Sumwun: See now that would have guaranteed me a place in his cradle.
Rob: But why?
Anon: I'll keep you posted.
George: You've outed our secret online love affair. What will people say??
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