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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Zebra Boob

How do you cure klutziness? Is there a magic pill or mind relaxation tapes?

I'm constantly in a rush. I love the concept of time, but I just don't grasp it. I'm constantly late. I was born two weeks late and it sorta stuck with me for life. I always wanted to be considered a "lifer" but for something other than being punctually-challenged.

Between constantly rushing and my natural klutz-like behavior I'm getting hurt a lot. Until now it's just been slight bruising, and the occasional paper cut. Yesterday it was slightly more serious--I burnt my right boob. Yes, seriously.

I was rushing while getting ready for work. I like to do things in order: shower, get dressed THEN do my hair. I should have known mixing the order up would result in harm. I hadn't decided what I wanted to wear so I was curling my hair in panties only. (Can we please not go there? Thanks!) Being my klutzy self I dropped my curling iron, and of course it rolled down my chest, leaving me with a zebra stripe looking burn. Don't get me wrong, I love animal print but usually just on shoes--not human flesh, especially my flesh.

16 comments:

Epic said...

Pics or it's not true!

Anonymous said...

Sounds hot to me!

thomas said...
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That One Guy Mike said...

Zebra Princess. I’m willing to bet you’re a lot more punctual when cupcakes are involved. Especially when topped with pink frosting;)

JM Bell said...

this post is useless without pictures.

Ms Aimee said...

ohhh. ouch.

Melliferous Pants said...

i'm sorry to hear about your accident...though i'm sure your many male readers aren't (just a guess from the picture requests).

GEORGE! said...

Totally hot.

Melliferous Pants said...

Fine, keep your pink! DB and I don't need it anyway! ;-)

She&He said...

My husband and I read your blog religiously. I've given him permission to look at your boob if you post it. It was that or honor his request I curl my hair naked.

Anonymous said...

Let's see!!

Anonymous said...

Booby booby booby. Show me booby. But not a photo. Just come over and show it off. Flesh is so much better ... wait for it ... in the flesh.

mark said...

Bewwbs!

Candace said...

Haha...Sarah...I love you...and your klutziness :)

xoxo*

mark said...

In retrospect of my previous comment, I am hereby dubbing you "Z-Bewb".

A new gangsta handle, with which you may do what you will.

Peace out, Z-Bewb..

mrs.ak said...

you are pretty punctual. arlo on the other hand...