How do you cure klutziness? Is there a magic pill or mind relaxation tapes?
I'm constantly in a rush. I love the concept of time, but I just don't grasp it. I'm constantly late. I was born two weeks late and it sorta stuck with me for life. I always wanted to be considered a "lifer" but for something other than being punctually-challenged.
Between constantly rushing and my natural klutz-like behavior I'm getting hurt a lot. Until now it's just been slight bruising, and the occasional paper cut. Yesterday it was slightly more serious--I burnt my right boob. Yes, seriously.
I was rushing while getting ready for work. I like to do things in order: shower, get dressed THEN do my hair. I should have known mixing the order up would result in harm. I hadn't decided what I wanted to wear so I was curling my hair in panties only. (Can we please not go there? Thanks!) Being my klutzy self I dropped my curling iron, and of course it rolled down my chest, leaving me with a zebra stripe looking burn. Don't get me wrong, I love animal print but usually just on shoes--not human flesh, especially my flesh.
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Pics or it's not true!
Sounds hot to me!
Zebra Princess. I’m willing to bet you’re a lot more punctual when cupcakes are involved. Especially when topped with pink frosting;)
this post is useless without pictures.
ohhh. ouch.
i'm sorry to hear about your accident...though i'm sure your many male readers aren't (just a guess from the picture requests).
Totally hot.
Fine, keep your pink! DB and I don't need it anyway! ;-)
My husband and I read your blog religiously. I've given him permission to look at your boob if you post it. It was that or honor his request I curl my hair naked.
Let's see!!
Booby booby booby. Show me booby. But not a photo. Just come over and show it off. Flesh is so much better ... wait for it ... in the flesh.
Bewwbs!
Haha...Sarah...I love you...and your klutziness :)
xoxo*
In retrospect of my previous comment, I am hereby dubbing you "Z-Bewb".
A new gangsta handle, with which you may do what you will.
Peace out, Z-Bewb..
you are pretty punctual. arlo on the other hand...
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