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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Bad Things Happen in Utah County

Being in Utah County brings the naughty out in Maddie...
and maybe me too.

Which is a darn shame, because I'm usually so very reverent and sweet. What? !

16 comments:

Sofi said...

Maddie is so silly. The police car in the background really makes the photo. Did they arrest her for sodomizing a sculpture?

jenny said...

nice.
:)

That One Guy said...

Wait til Danny Ainge sees this...

I'm on hold with him RIGHT NOW, young lady.

mrs ak said...

utter genius both of you - now this is wot i call art! laughed my tits off.

erat said...

Ah, yes. I've seen many a Utah Valley lady turn to bronze statues after totally giving up on the UV male population. It's a sad, sad situation.

But hey, action is action, right? Proceed with vigor. Just don't forget to take pictures.

girlsnap said...

Precious.

theorris said...

That might be the dirtiest thing out of Utah Country since Geneva closed.

Hee haw!

Charlotte said...

please tell me this was on BYU campus, awesome.

Anonymous said...

You're blowing that poor boy. He is ruined.

erat said...

UVSC, perhaps?

Sarahbellum said...

sofi: Close, they did ask her not to be so naughty.

jenny: It was entertaining.

that one guy: Maddie, made me to it. I swear!

mrs. ak: Agreed.

erat: But how do you explain the little bronze boys?

girlsnap: Hoping it makes the family newsletter.

theorris: Proudly making Utah County a naughty place...

charlotte: Nope, close though.

anon: I was just zipping up his fly. That's okay, right?

erat: Bingo!

Anonymous said...

We need more women who understand the appropriate way to zip up a man's fly then.

erat said...

Sarahbellum: You can marry at 14 in Utah.

Boys? Men? Cousins? Bronze? Wood? Whatevuh, Utah'll forgive you. Just don't drink coffee.

Sumwun said...

This is so damn funny and utah-punk! I love it!

egan said...

Damn this is hot!

Maddie said...

One word to sum you up: CHASTE.

One word to sum me up: DBL PENETRATION.

Whoops, that's two words.