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Friday, September 28, 2007

Clean Hair is Bad Luck

I'm never washing my hair again. We really know that's not true--I'm a product addict, but for a moment this morning I seriously considered it.

Maddie and I attended a singles event at The Depot last night. A friend of a friend started a dating service. Showing support and being mildly curious we went. I washed my hair and Maddie shaved her legs. Together we were one hygienic hottie.

It wasn't what I was expecting... desperation comes in all forms. We left after a few minutes and went to the food court. My desperation is in the form of Taco Time. Washing my hair and wearing cute new shoes for a mall food court is not my idea of a night on town. There's not a flask big enough for that--trust me, I've looked.


Anonymous said...

LMAO @ "Together we are one hygenic hottie".

Mads said...

The closest thing I can compare last night to is a YSA dance being held at a bar.


Damn straight we're one hygienic hottie.

Anonymous said...

Any dirty pictures this time?

girlsnap said...

Wait... why was it so yucky?!? Spill!

Melliferous Pants said...

The demographic was the Vagisil crowd.

theorris said...

I think that experience requires a few more details, but I certainly understand why you wouldn't wish to harm your friend's business.