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Saturday, September 01, 2007

The Night Romance Died

"When are we going to get crunk and hit skins?"

This was a text message a 23 year old sent me last night.

Where to start...

1) Never am I going to get crunk and hit skins with a kid. 2) Get crunk and hit skins? Are you kidding me--who says that? Oh wait, twenty fucking three year olds, that's who!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't complain at least you still got what it takes to attract a younger guy.

Aimee said...

You know that gray streak in my hair? It's kept me free from guys under 30 for a while now... You should try it.

leash said...

it sounds like a t9 word error to me...but i have an emotional gray streak.

Girlsnap said...

This is hilarious. And a perfect example of why I --- 26 --- trend toward men nearly twice my age.

:) Great post.

Melliferous Pants said...

I'm so crunk I forgot to mention I'm crunk. Shocking, I know.

Danielle said...

hahaha I am laughing at this only because I am the only one who knows who said this. Fairly sure he was "crunk" at the time he sent this ..........but I am sure he woulda anyways haha. so funny

Sumwun said...

A gentleman would ask, "Do you feel it is an appropriate time in our courtship where we ought to be able to become chemically altered in a fashion that would lead to intimate contact with vigorous abandon? ...my lady..."

Which would be far more romantic, naturally.

Rob said...

Ahhhhhhh, come on Sarah, give the kid a chance.

Anonymous said...

The offer is still on the table...

GEORGE! said...

Quit posting my text messages.

Sarahbellum said...

Anon: You've got an awesome point!

Aimee: I'll wait on that one until it comes naturally.

Leash: Sadly, it's not.

Girlsnap: Twice your age, really? I haven't done that in years. Maybe I should rethink that approach.

Pants: You crunk at my house? NEVER!

Danielle: You crunk crazy kids!

Sumwun: See now that would have guaranteed me a place in his cradle.

Rob: But why?

Anon: I'll keep you posted.

George: You've outed our secret online love affair. What will people say??