New Website Redirect.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Wost. Fortune. Ever.

I got this fortune in a cookie today: You will inherit an unexpected sum of money within the year.

This isn't a fortune, it's a curse. A horrible, horrible curse! I'm going to be paranoid for the next year someone I love is going to die. I'm going to buy everyone vitamins for Christmas. And Ben, start wearing your damn seatbelt!


Anonymous said...

My name is Spooky. Your attitudes sucks, which is appropriate since you give head to Mormon statues.

I was going leave you my 27 million dollars, but I want someone who is more optimistic to have my fortune.

Sorry, I guess one could say that the cookie has crumbled.

Have a great day!

Kerrith Black said...

It seems to me that lately you have had a few rather creepy comments left by anonymous posters. I hope that you don't let it discourage you.

erat said...

And I thought this fortune that my wife got a few years back was bad:

"Although you lack ambition, you may still succeed in life."

She does lack ambition, and she actually has succeeded, so I guess fortunes sometimes do come true.

As for yours, it never said if the "sum" was positive or negative. This, I guess, means things can always get worse. Not to throw denatured alcohol on the problem, but...

Charlotte said...

after an incredibly long argument with my mother about how i was not going to go to nursing school, EVER, my fortune said, "You will have a career in medicine."

i was sitting across from my medical student boyfriend.

i'm guessing you just had to be there ;)

ak said...

Did you forget to add the all important phrase "in bed" to the end of your fortune?

Sarahbellum said...

Anon: I always thought Spooky was a friendly ghost. I'd love your money but really I'd just donate it to awesome girls with crap attitudes. We make people laugh and that is worth the occasional ill-intended comment.

Kerrith: Thanks for the kind words. Those comments I heart! No worries, I'm not going to let a few comments stop me from sharing my bad attitude!

Erat: That's a good one too! I like the way you think...

Charlotte: Oh the irony!

AK: Shit, I forgot. See how retarded I get when I don't have my daily geek intake?

girlsnap said...

Maybe someone's dog will die, instead. Maybe that dog will be wealthy.

Hey, you can hope.