I'm stalked by a wedding singer. This is no joking matter. It should be, but it's not. I started getting emails from this very persistent man last week. My name is quite common and I don't have a fiancee named Ryan, so until today I've ignored them. However, this particular email leaves me wondering if perhaps I should find this other Sarah and warn her of impending wedding day doom. If this is the way he writes, what can he possibly offer her musically?
Poor, poor Sarah...
Sarah,
I Wanted to make sure that you got all of my e-mails of the other day, with attached information about my service. I also wanted to mentiones that I listed an error on your sign-up forrm. FOr your price quote (in yellow highlight collor) i described the rate that included trave ling timeto and from Newburgh. That was from a previous contract that I wrote up earlier that day, and did not delete itfrom my deleted. I attach the right one for you now. Talk to you soon...
Sincerely,
Lee W.
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Sarah,
You don't have to get married. I'll give you all the children you want for a dolla fifty a pop.
I throw in the unbearable passionate insemination for free.
Maybe he is a Mormon. They are persistent! Smiles.
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