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Monday, September 10, 2007

Why Ben doesn’t have a girlfriend:

Sarah: “What is that funky smell?”

Ben: “I’m sure it’s me, but I don’t know where it would be coming from… I showered.”

S: “With soap?”

B: “This time, yeah.”

S: “Maybe it’s your breath.”

B: “Nah, I brushed my teeth. Do you have gum?”

S: “No, but there’s some clear vanilla mint lip-gloss.”

B: “I wonder if it’s because I didn’t use toothpaste.”

S: “Ben, seriously how hard is it to take the extra half of a second to put toothpaste on your brush?”

B: “I know, I know… but did I tell you I used soap in the shower?”


Suzie said...

i can think of a few more reasons too....

Sarahbellum said...

suzie: I think we all can.