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Friday, May 25, 2007

back to the single life--column 5.24.07

click here to read this week's column.

and if you're looking for something to do tonight, come to in's first birthday party! because really, what else is there to do?

17 comments:

ak said...

Im going to win the eyelash extensions to go with my not-really-geeky BB and overly pleated pants.

Anonymous said...

Will u b there?

ryan said...

Meh. Relationships are over-rated anyway.

ak: Dude, the BB's ok. It has a cowboy sticker on it! That ups the geek lvl a little. :)

Future BF said...

I'll come if you're there. I want to meet ya.

h.justin said...

Post The E-mail you reference in your column!

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear about your breakup. If you aren't into it its better you didn't drag it out. Not fair to him at all. He sounded like an ok guy he'll move on quickly.

Wonder if he'll miss you?

Anonymous said...

My question is will The Yuppie still read this. Didn't you meet him because he was a reader? Awkward situation Miss Bellum.

Not going to make up something I don't mean. I'm glad for the break up, more chance for the rest of us to date you!

That Guy said...

is it okay that some of your "anons" creep me out?

two words...ROAD TRIP

Anonymous said...

Yuppies don't work and neither do Hippies. We've also tried Country boys (me on purpose and you because you had no choice) and "Preppy" boys, and boys who don't fit into any particular genre. I have concluded that there are zero men left who are worth bothering with, and we should go back to spending weekend nights drinking too much while wearing pretty shoes.

linden x said...

Don't worry, Sarah. The only time a relationship doesn't fail is when one of the two parties dies.

In other words, if this counts as "failure", then there's a whole lot of failing going on out there.

Anonymous said...

Fun party last night even if I didn't win a prize or get to talk to you.

dennis said...

Bellum, he wasn't for you. An oar on his wall? Not your type at all, at least so it seems. His text messages were funny but one can't help but wonder if this was all his 15 minutes , as if he wanted to be blogged about.

Sy Chasm said...

Dennis: I think you are on to something with your comment. An oar? Really? As if he were Rob Lowe in 'Oxford Blues' and rowed for an elite college program or something. SLC is a *desert*!

the yuppie said...

Denny: You're so precocious! I am a Yuppie, so a bit of social climbing is in my DNA. The best part is that since I bask in the vestigial glow of Ms. Bellum I never have to queue for my favorite table at Olive Garden. The blogging was pure gravy!

Your right in one respect, though. Sarah's type probably doesn't include razor sharp sarcasm and devastating wit.

Sy: I've seen the Rob Lowe video of which you speak. I can assure you I'm a much more accomplished 'oarsmen' than Mr. Lowe and it's no accident that I've a 12-ft one. Um, oar, that is.

the yuppie said...

For the record, Sarah is a great person and I really enjoyed getting to know her during our brief time dating. The pointilism that is the sum of her blog posts really is a poor measure of the true picture of Sarah. The reality, in many respects, is better.

It's unfortunate things did not work out, but I've no regrets in the least about the experience and wish Sarah the best.

And, yes, I'll still read her column, as I quite enjoy it!

Anonymous said...

Yuppie

No wonder she broke up with you. Your comments are a total drag.

dennis said...

The Yuppie,

Boy have I been served with your dictionary induced comment. Pardon while I quiver with fear. Good thing Sarah's type isn't egotistical bores. Otherwise you'd be spending your life together.

Are you reading her column because you really do enjoy it? Or because you want to read what's said about you and your 12 foot oar? It seems like its the last. You were reading comments on week old blogs.

Hmm.