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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

not the only one saying stupid things in public

as i've mentioned before, i totally heart maverick gas stations. i claim their fountain drinks taste better but today i realized why it is i really go. no, not the hot dogs, but goodies like this:

clerk: "how's your day?"
customer: "well i just got laid and it was the worst sex i've ever had. in other words, i just got screwed."

the customer, i might add, was as old as dirt and wearing dirty cargo shorts. not that they don't deserve to get laid too, but...

4 comments:

dennis said...

Ha ha!

Anonymous said...

You jealous or somthing?

dave said...

i thought i did better than that! :(

sarahbellum said...

dennis: i thought so.

anon: yeah, that's totally it. you're soooo good.

dave: dave, dave?