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Thursday, May 31, 2007

neighborhood watch

i'm an upstairs neighbor. i try really hard to be conscience of this, and keep the tap dancing with circus midgets to a minimum.

last night i saw my downstairs neighbor when i was out with daisy. i asked her if she hears any weird noises from my apartment at night. she looks at me sorta wide-eyed and just nods her head no. i replied, "cool" and walked back upstairs. i figured she was just embarrased i caught her sneaking a smoke and didn't think anything of her somewhat odd response.

it didn't dawn on me until a couple hours later she probably didn't think think i was talking about my noisy elliptical machine, but something more along the lines of virgin sacrifices or crazy sex.

i think it's best to just avoid her for a few days. i have a feeling if i try and explain it's only going to get worse. sigh...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

HOT NEW PIC!!!

R. said...

Your neighbor isn't used to you by now?

Great new picture.

Dennis said...

Darling, despite your recent bad taste in men you still look ravishing. Chin up, you can't do any worse!

I wouldn't worry I'm sure your neighbor got a chuckle over it telling her friends about it over drinks.

That Guy said...

you're in luck, I'm a bottom. In the apartment complex that is.

Lincoln said...

I think my downstairs neighbor tries to avoid me. I can't figure out why.

and ditto on the new pic. looks good.

BradleyH said...

Dancing Circus Midgets ...hehe