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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

a rant plus

i am so over diet coke--they tricked me into being healthy! in a rush at the gas station i grabbed the first diet coke i saw, it wasn't until i was in the car that i noticed it was diet coke plus. PLUS VITAMINS AND MINERALS! sneaky bastards. i swear to god it tasted like carrots and wheat grass. isn't the entire point of the beverage that it eats your stomach and causes esophageal cancer? i don't want fortified death. if they start putting b12 in sbux i'm going to lose it.


6 comments:

el viajero said...

Does fortified death leave a better looking corpse?

sarahbellum said...

el viajero: again with the wanting me dead thing. at least you want me pretty dead.

h.justin said...

Funny, I can't taste the difference. Certainly no carrot or wheatgrass taste.

And I think the vitamins and minerals might aid a hangover. Nothing wrong with that.

sarahbellum said...

hj: just because i imagined the healthy flavoring doesnt make it any less real, in my mind.

Richard Watson said...

Sarah,
I think have now put B12 into gas station hot dogs, too.

Ryan said...

I think this is the funniest thing I've read online in a long time...Hey have you thought about starting your own multi-level marketing company? I would think DietCokeB12 would taste better than Noni Juice.

Just a thought.