Column Naming Contest

So I still haven't come up with a name for my column, and it goes to layout on Monday. I'm stuck and begging you all for help.

Here's the deal. Comment or email me any ideas and if there's one I end up using I'll shower you with caffeine... a Starbucks gift card. Fair enough?

The column will be about local pop culture, entertainment and me of course. The names the "IN" kids have tossed around are "In Her Words" and "That's What She Said." So I'm stuck using one of those if you guys can't come up with something better. Please, oh please come up with something better.

Arlo already suggested "Tramp Rant." While I appreciate the fact one of my best male girlfriends is calling me a tramp I don't think the folks at the newspaper would go for it.

Ready? Set? GO!

In Utah This Week, Issue #95

Here is the final column of "The Dating Years." Yup, my reign of Salt Lake's Tragic Dater is now over. Whew. It's been fun, but I'm really happy to be done. Now I can date because I want to and not because I'm getting paid to. Yippee!

How many minutes until Friday?

It's Tuesday and my body is still sore as hell. Sports are hard.

I made The Kid go to lunch with me today. He hated it 43% of the time. Hate is good for you, like protein.

Wondering if the bruises all over my legs will fade so I can wear a skirt to the symphony with The Yuppie. If not he has an excellent back up plan: I will be Kristen and he will be Client #9. His profession may be the epitome of boring,but he is not.

My iPhone is no longer the bane of my existence. It may lock up occasionally but if that's the price I must pay to have Hello Kitty on it, so be it.

I've been with my new company for three months and I only remember the names of ten people. Much like sports, names are hard.

I have a new column debuting next week with In Utah This Week and have yet to come up with a proper name. This stresses me out. I told you, names are hard!

In Utah This Week, Issue #94

This week's "The Dating Years."

In Utah This Week, Issue #93

This week's installment of "The Dating Years."

In Utah This Week, Issue #92

This week's "The Dating Years."

In Utah This Week, Issue #91

This week's "The Dating Years."

In Utah This Week, Issue #90

This week's "The Dating Years."

"In Utah This Week" Issue #88

Click to read the newest column of "The Dating Years."

In Utah This Week, Issue #86

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In Utah This Week, Issue #84

To read this week's column go here!

In Utah This Week, Issue #84

To read this week's column go here. It will kill at least two minutes of your day. Can't beat that.

In Utah This Week #83

To read my lazy version of a holiday greeting card go here. And here's proof of the mentioned "haircut."

IN This Week--The Dating Years--Issue#82

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In Utah This Week--Issue #81

To read this week's column click here! To check out the Slippery Kitten MySpace page go here.

In Utah This Week Issue #80

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Come on, you got something better to do? I didn't think so. GO. NOW!

The Dating Years, In Utah This Week--Issue#79

To read this week's column go here! Ex-boyfriends certainly seem to be the theme for this week, in blog-land and out.

IN Utah This Week--The Dating Years--Issue#78

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The Dating Years, In Utah This Week--Issue# 77

To read this week's column for In Utah This Week go here! Sadly, the footage of Ben singing to me was dark and crummy. Imagining it may be better a whole lot better, just don't do it too long or your head may explode.

Instead just look at how good the boy Clements and I look together:
Or at how weird Ben is:

The Dating Years, In Utah This Week--Issue# 76

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Also, this week my friend Jake's first piece is appearing in In Utah This Week. After reading it here, show him your support and leave him a comment!