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Friday, March 14, 2008

Column Naming Contest

So I still haven't come up with a name for my column, and it goes to layout on Monday. I'm stuck and begging you all for help.

Here's the deal. Comment or email me any ideas and if there's one I end up using I'll shower you with caffeine... a Starbucks gift card. Fair enough?

The column will be about local pop culture, entertainment and me of course. The names the "IN" kids have tossed around are "In Her Words" and "That's What She Said." So I'm stuck using one of those if you guys can't come up with something better. Please, oh please come up with something better.

Arlo already suggested "Tramp Rant." While I appreciate the fact one of my best male girlfriends is calling me a tramp I don't think the folks at the newspaper would go for it.

Ready? Set? GO!


Anonymous said...

Tales of Wit and Charm?

It works for this site!

Just sayin'....

Anonymous said...

Sarah Shouts

el_viajero said...

Everything tastes better with salt.

You'll provide plenty, if your blog and column are any indication. And it ties nicely with the local scene.

Adam said...

1. Hysterical Blondeness

2. Utah-tastic!

3. And Then There's This...

4. The Sarah Files

5. Practical Extravagance ( I wrote a play called that. I'll gladly give it up though.)

I'm a lurker who felt compelled to give naming your new column a shot. I love your blog. You're frickin' hilarious.

Lisa said...

Sarah Says


Because Sarah Said So


Sassy Sarah Says

Not the best, but I like alliteration...

Anonymous said...

Pop Princess

Charlotte in Pa said...

All of The Cool Kids are Doing It

Al Hammond said...

Hot Tranny Mess!

Anonymous said...

Faves and Raves to be heard

Blurbs, bleeps, blahs

Tuned IN in SLC

Are you Tuned in?

Check here to be Informed

INformed by Sarah

Anonymous said...

I just posted the long list...

Tuned IN


this is me

Anonymous said...

Qweeps, Bleeps & Blurbs to keep you INformed

Sra said...

I think there are a few good options already in the above list. And we all get a free email address to spam!

I vote for the Tuned IN in SLC one. Sure, it uses two ins in a row (much as this sentence just did), but it says (1) that this is a column about local stuff (2) and that that (see two that's in a row, so it can't be so bad) local stuff has to do with entertainment, (3) and it gives a lovely homage to the Magazine.

And those titles IN gave your are totally lame.

And I can't think of anything to add to the list.

Except maybe "The Pulse"

Anonymous said...

Sarah's Spot

Pop Palace

thomas said...

Okay, I've been thinking about this a long time (not really...but you can pretend that I did) and I'm torn between:

1. ANAL SEX in the "alternative" view of life behind the Zion Curtain


2. SLC Pink: Tales From A Recovering Serial Dater

Nothing gets people's attention like anal sex (we discovered this on our first dinner together, right?) and "SLC Pink" because...well...because YOU can. (And "SLC Punk" was so...1985)

Anonymous said...

bitch on a rant

Jake... said...

Confessions of a thirty something entertainment junky

Every day is my birthday

What entertainment IS (haha)

Fuck what you've heard, it's what you need to know... (or you could substitute Fuck for something else like 'screw')

...those are just a few off of the top of my head

Anonymous said...

I got one vote...

Author of the

"Tuned IN in SLC

I need more votes...

Anonymous said...

To follow lead from Thomas:


Or how about:

A Quick Note

All Things Sarah

Read, Drink and be Merry.

Anonymous said...

"You've got the Write Stuff", if that's too long just "The Write Stuff."

In homage of your NKOTB obsession.

anon again said...

On more,
"Miss Write".

mk99 said...

"I'm Just Sayin'"

mrs.ak said...

I vote for SLC Pink...even though the anal sex one made me laugh so bloody hard. I have no suggestions as am thick as two short planks and can't think of anything clever.

Melliferous Pants said...

I like Thomas' first suggestion.

On an unrelated note: I think I've survived death flu!

eric said...

"bitch on a rant"

I like this one. :P

DeeBee said...

"This and That"

It covers everything. :-)

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