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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Gimme an F! Gimme an I! Gimme an X!

Blogging is so much like high school. I remember Pants telling me this, and I shrugged it off thinking it couldn't be all that bad. It is. When blogging you put yourself out there for anyone to read, that's the point, right? Sometimes you read a blog not because you are "stalking" the person, but because you enjoy the writing. Rather than bother myself with it, I'm going to revamp the old RSS feed. This is where you come in. I need a daily does of blogs to read. I'm a blog junkie! I'd love some new recommendations on entertaining, well-written blogs. Email or comment me if you have any. My RSS feed and I will be eternally grateful!

Moving on.

Wine was spilled last night, and again it was not my fault. Learning my lesson, I kept my cup in hand the entire time. Even then it still got kicked over. You'd think it would be impossible but a fellow concert kicked the cup out of my hand as he passed, causing it to spill all over Aimee. There was no attempted apology. Which may have been my fault--I think I offended him. I tend to expand my vocabulary to include every expletive I know when someone kicks my hand. It hurt therefore I'm 100% justified--that's how it works, yo!

Aimee was soaked in red wine. Which totally made it okay to plot revenge. She had a plan, that is until sweet Sue intervened. "God is watching you, Aimee." Aimee looked to me for an answer. "It's Baby Jesus I'd be concerned with, and he must be asleep by now. Go for it." I knew it was mean, but I was bitter. I wanted to get through an outside concert without having my drink displayed all over my friend's clothing and blanket. Just one! Is that really too much to hope for?

In the end there was no revenge plan executed. Once the word karma got thrown into the conversation it was all over. The gods of karma better pay off today, or I'm going to be pissed!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://newcitymovement.typepad.com/newcitymovement/

Marjorie said...

In his defense he had a gimp leg, and he did apoligize but then he heard you cussing so he gimped off. Though the curses were valid.

Here's my friend who's the DJ for The Numbs site www.metronomeclick.blogspot.com

Sarahbellum said...

anon: thanks, i'll add it!

midge: yeah, yeah... but really, does a new brace count as gimpage? dj man added. you need to check dooce out before i see you thursday. i'll be checking up on you!

Anonymous said...

Because you know who Dooce is:

Suburbian Bliss!

Anonymous said...

Try this onebr/>
Sorry my link was wrong spelling DOES matter.

Melliferous Pants said...

Blogging is like high school and working in an office is like junior high.

Melliferous Pants said...

Matty!

Not yet a girl, not yet a wino

Sister Mary Lisa!

Danielle said...

i read your blog because im a stalker........

me said...

Can you post all the links people send? I want more reading material also.

justin 2 said...

Do you have this one?

Your Heart Out

I think you might like it.

sue said...

actually, first i asked her if she remembered the golden rule, then i told her god was watching...

Katie said...

Jasonmulgrew.com

I am a serious fan.

Aimee said...

I'm still waiting for Karma to come through. If not for me (because I'm awful and I'll probably do something to screw it up anyway), then maybe for Sue for being the nice sister and doing what God wants her to do. Oh and ps: because Sue holds to the rod, our mother loves her more.