My mom was questioning an ethical decision I made recently:
Mom: "And do you think you made the right decision?"
Sarah: "How am I supposed to know, remember I dropped an ethics class when a midget sat behind me."
M: "Sarah, a midget, really?"
S: "Um sorry, I think the correct term is vertically challenged."
M: "Interesting. So what is your politically correct term? Spiritually challenged?"
S: "I'm sure that's one of many. Wanna hear my suggestions?"
M: "Maybe another time."
S: "Should I remind you?"
M: " No, never."
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I want to hear the pollitically correct terms!
Spiritually challenged is good, but I know you can do better!
your mother is a saint...and you are hilarious.
I think you're Mom's pretty funny as well. I loved the "spiritually challenged".
bob: Someday, Bob, someday.
leash: I agree. On both counts. (Ps. The Saint said to send you her congrats and best wishes.)
weber: My mom is fantastic!
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