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Friday, August 31, 2007

Student Life

I’ve been hesitant to blog about going back to school. Perhaps I’m embarrassed I never took my education seriously in the past. Whatever the reason, I’m going to have to get over it, and quick. The awesome fodder is totally worth it!

Did you know its okay to make out in class now? Maybe it always was, and I just didn’t attend enough to notice. In one of my classes there's a couple who sit in the back and give each other back rubs the entire class period. And no, I am not attending BYU. By the end of the first week the back rubs had moved into kissing. I cannot wait to see what they're up to by the end of the semester. In class conception?


Danielle said...

I've got some cuddlers in my class. she leans her head on his shoulder and my mouth drops open!

Anonymous said...

Don't be embarrased! I think it's admirable. It shows that you can take charge of your destiny.

ak said...

you will have to keep us updated - too bad they are not midgets - then you could really give us some great posts.

theorris said...

Oy. Not to be anti-romantic or anything, but this would be a case of "knock that shit off" for me. Of course, I would talk to them individually after class. Embarrassing them in class, while tempting, would undoubtedly cause me more harm.

Sarahbellum said...

danielle: My cuddlers beat your cuddlers hands down (the pants).

anon: Thank you!!

ak: Ewwww, you just HAD to take it too far!

theorris: It has nothing to do with romance, and everything to do with disgusting.

theorris said...

From my little bit of existence on the planet, I've learned that some people's romance is other people's Skinomax.

In any case, I would still be tempted to stop class and ask the would-be porn stars "What the hell do you think you are doing?"

I wouldn't, of course, because I remember quite vividly when my 6th grade teacher said to a group of girls innocently combing their hair "THIS ISN'T A BEAUTY SALON." Point taken, but he didn't have to embarrass the girls for their inappropriate behavior now did he?

You should file a sexual harassment complaint. That would go over very well at said institution we all know and love. I can imagine the memos now!

Sarahbellum said...

theorris: Tempting, but I couldn't. Why make you and yours suffer with an extra memo?