this truck was parked outside my s-bux. i'm really hoping they just popped in for directions and not coffee. otherwise i have to find a new corporate chain of coffee shops to support, one that doesn't serve nascar fans.
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Letting Starbucks go over Nascar? I don't believe it, you love Starbucks. In the beginning I thought you were making fun of Starbucks in your own Sarah fashion, quickly I learned you weren't. You actually and honestly like it. Endearing Sarah.
People who put low-profile tires and flashy wheels on 4x4 trucks are idiots... let me get this straight: you can't actually hit a rock in your truck without getting a flat or damaging your wheel? Idiot.
Mikey has invented an acronym for these people: DMPLBITT, pronounced "dimple-bit." It stands for "does my penis look bigger in this truck?"
Just drink your grande mocha, half-caff, soy milk, sugar-free vanilla, with a twist in an organic hemp cup and get back to your business of being better than the rest of us.
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Letting Starbucks go over Nascar? I don't believe it, you love Starbucks. In the beginning I thought you were making fun of Starbucks in your own Sarah fashion, quickly I learned you weren't. You actually and honestly like it. Endearing Sarah.
Dear Ms. Bellum--
People who put low-profile tires and flashy wheels on 4x4 trucks are idiots... let me get this straight: you can't actually hit a rock in your truck without getting a flat or damaging your wheel? Idiot.
Mikey has invented an acronym for these people:
DMPLBITT, pronounced "dimple-bit." It stands for "does my penis look bigger in this truck?"
Mikey
Don't be such a snooty bitch :)
Just drink your grande mocha, half-caff, soy milk, sugar-free vanilla, with a twist in an organic hemp cup and get back to your business of being better than the rest of us.
But yes... it is a stupid truck, Nascar aside. I guess you won't be coming over for the Daytona 500 party this year then.
@Pete
LOLZ!!!!!
You're my hero.
Whyz youz has to be all dissin' my rig likes dis?
GO DALE JR.!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!
YEEEE-HAAAAAAWWWW!!!!
Once again I must stand up for NASCAR.
I consider myself intelligent. I LOVE NASCAR. And I frequent the froo-froo coffee shops.
---The Toad
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