dear s-bux boys,
my first favorite thing about sbux is an americano with an inch of cold soy. my second favorite thing about s-bux is when you cute barrista boys flirt with me. nothing is better for the self esteem of this 30 year old then the pretty hipster boys flirting with me.
perhaps they teach you in your training video. whatever the case, please never ever stop. i am eternally grateful to you boys, you bring me happiness in so many ways.
love, sarah
my first favorite thing about sbux is an americano with an inch of cold soy. my second favorite thing about s-bux is when you cute barrista boys flirt with me. nothing is better for the self esteem of this 30 year old then the pretty hipster boys flirting with me.
perhaps they teach you in your training video. whatever the case, please never ever stop. i am eternally grateful to you boys, you bring me happiness in so many ways.
love, sarah
4 comments:
life isn't fair.
i try flirting with some silly off-the-wall chatter, and i get a restraining order.
well, replace "flirting" with "stalking" and "silly off-the-wall chatter" with "hiding in the bushes with a telescope".
but you get the general idea.
i don't know what you are talking about. any girl would be lucky to be the object of your stalking!
Wow! We're hipsters too? It's not in a training video but ridiculously encouraged. Plus when you have a hot 30 year old that appears 22...
no wonder i heart sbux. i never get this sorta thing at the roasting company. yes, i am a sucker. i know.
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