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Monday, February 13, 2006

date for the date-less?

someone needs to host a losers only valentine’s day party this year.

even though it is a consumer holiday, i love it to pieces. yes, i am well aware the only reason i adore it so is because of the pink factor. nothing wrong with that. when you love pink as much as i do, of course you are going to enjoy the hell out of a holiday that is bathed in it. no brainer!

sadly, i am not in a relationship this year. so there will be no special someone to celebrate with. no porn, errr…art books, flowers, and value size box of condoms this year as gifts (yes- it really happened once). in past years midge and i have celebrated with dinner, wine, and a “special” gift exchange. alas, this year she has a fiancée to attend to. which means my plans need to consist more than sweat pants, ice cream, and project runway/sex in the city episodes. so, someone please step up and host an alcohol filled pink fest. pretty please, in pink glitter? for me….

7 comments:

ms aimee said...

let's just go to southern.

Dave said...

i couldn't believe it when i saw a box of 96 condoms at costco.

with my luck, that would last me a lifetime.

i'd have to leave it in my will! ("i leave to nephew, pete, 91 condoms.")

Jason said...

I posted some comments on Valentine's Day and linked to your blog. I hope you don't mind.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you need a "man whore."

Did I mention that Deuce Bigalow was one of my favorite movies?

---The Toad

Sarah Bellum said...

aimee, who needs southern? i am near content at home watching gilmore girls. pathetic, i know. i have long since accepted certain things.

ms aimee said...

oh sarah, you must be thirtysomething. i'm home, warm and happy as well. no sexual fantasies tonight.

Sarah Bellum said...

indeed it was the 96 count costco pack!

sidenote: good way to track those cheating boyfriends--worked for me!