someone needs to host a losers only valentine’s day party this year.even though it is a consumer holiday, i love it to pieces. yes, i am well aware the only reason i adore it so is because of the pink factor. nothing wrong with that. when you love pink as much as i do, of course you are going to enjoy the hell out of a holiday that is bathed in it. no brainer!
sadly, i am not in a relationship this year. so there will be no special someone to celebrate with. no porn, errr…art books, flowers, and value size box of condoms this year as gifts (yes- it really happened once). in past years midge
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let's just go to southern.
i couldn't believe it when i saw a box of 96 condoms at costco.
with my luck, that would last me a lifetime.
i'd have to leave it in my will! ("i leave to nephew, pete, 91 condoms.")
I posted some comments on Valentine's Day and linked to your blog. I hope you don't mind.
Sounds like you need a "man whore."
Did I mention that Deuce Bigalow was one of my favorite movies?
---The Toad
aimee, who needs southern? i am near content at home watching gilmore girls. pathetic, i know. i have long since accepted certain things.
oh sarah, you must be thirtysomething. i'm home, warm and happy as well. no sexual fantasies tonight.
indeed it was the 96 count costco pack!
sidenote: good way to track those cheating boyfriends--worked for me!
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