capishe?

part of the reason for starting this blog was to develop humor in my writing, and to have a public forum to make fun of things. we are taught to develop our talents. mine so happens to be poking fun at everything. i could compete and come home with a gold if this ever makes the olympics.

my friend scott called today from ohio or whatever bullshit state he chose over ours. he pointed out that i am not as funny in my writing as i am in life. which i know is true, because i am funny, side splitting pee your pants funny. while i can't compete with my dear tricks, i still make that attempt. but as scott and i discussed, it's hard to write with that certain element of humor. i think in part i am a little afraid of offending certain people. silly, isn't it? when i wrote the post about mark and his addiction to returning i was worried he would feel badly, so i toned it down. well guess what folks. no more. consider it for a moment, sarah-finally unsensored. we need this. you, and i.

1)for my friends-- i ask you not to be offended when you are blogged about. you all know i love you or i wouldn't spend time with you. so, please i beg you, laugh along with me.

2)for my family-- you were born for me to make fun of. after all, i am the reason you are even here. i came first and after seeing how fabulous i am our dear parents kept going. four brothers later i am still the better child.

3)for the general public-- most of you deserve it. remember what i always say, elitism is rad!