What is it about this time of year that makes people want to search online for LDS porn? Is that the new trend in Christmas gifts? If so, I missed the memo. In the span of two days I've had ten people link to my blog by googling "lds porn." Last year around this time I had the same problem, so I'm blaming the holidays.
Here are some other gift suggestions for your favorite Mormon this holiday season:
Fabric Scripture Carrier---perhaps something in denim this year? It's a favorite among someone somewhere, I'm sure.
A New Book of Mormon, complete with single word change--who doesn't need an updated version?
Or maybe your loved one is political, if so a contribution to the Romney for President fund might be a thoughtful choice.
But if you still have your heart set on something naughty, might I suggest you order the same gift I'm giving my mother this year. I have a feeling she's really going to love it.
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denim is so out. its all about the pastel floral print with soft padding inside. Its even better if you can get a swatch of the recipients favorite skirt and get the floral print to match.
That is hilarious. How does it make you feel that your blog comes up as a hit for this search? I'm sure your mom will love that calendar.
Or maybe your loved one is political, if so a contribution to the Romney for President fund might be a thoughtful choice.
I still fail to understand why I should like Romney just because he's a mormon...
Last time I read D&C 134 I was thinking that a more libertarian leaning fellow like Ron Paul would be good.
Maybe it was the part about "the civil magistrate should restrain crime, but never control conscience; should punish guilt, but never suppress the freedom of the soul".
Then again, I'm also the one who recently decided to check out of both parties.
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One of these days I'll get you a list of key words and phrases that cause these rants. That way you can avoid this in the future...
Sarah,
The other day, I saw the perfect gift for you. This girl had a pink Book of Mormon with a pink scripture carrier.
I didn't think they made them in pink, but hey, it is the holidays.
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