I had a math test last night. In a frantic rush to get out the door I didn't take the time to look for my cute Hello Kitty pencil Mrs. Ak brought me from Japan, instead just grabbed the first pencil in my junk drawer. I tossed it and a calculator into my bag and was off.It wasn't until half way through the test when I needed to erase something that I noticed the penis pencil topper. I'm not in the habit of adding extra male anatomy to already semi-phallic items--this was all Quinn-diesel's doing. Last year when he spruced my my pen and pencil jar I laughed and shoved in in a drawer, forgetting about it until today.
As silly as I felt I still scored my highest thus far. Now the debate begins: do I take my good luck pencil back next week, or pass the good luck on and stash it in a co-workers office?
6 comments:
If you do choose to spread the penis power, make sure it's to someone who could really use the boost.
If you'll notice its even a circumcised penis, which I'm told is an important requirement.
Perhaps the better score had more to do with what was in front of your face the whole time.... *just a thought*, pun intended.
I could use a boost. I'd rather have the real thing but that'll do.
How funny!!! Did people notice?
too funny Quinn-Diesel, i never heard about this. SN- Congrats on the high math score!
Amazing. Haha.
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