Woe is Sunday

I decided to use my best coping skills and go on an afternoon bender. If that didn't fix my horrible weekend, nothing would. Heading to the grocery store for supplies I find myself growing excited for my afternoon in. How could it not make me feel better? I could catch up on my Tivo, wander around in boxers and my ratty Social Distortion tank top all while drinking boozie smoothies.

Yay, things were looking up!

I got home and started making a beautiful raspberry lemon smoothie when my blender crapped out. And if that weren't enough, in one final moment of glory the blender shot a pink mixture all over my kitchen.

Fuck today. I'm going to bed; It's too exhausting to be awake.