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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

she's NOT having a baby!

i drove to happy valley yesterday. not because it makes me especially
happy, but certain people who live there do. midge. very pregnant
midge.

it was the last day i'd be able to spend with her before she has the baby. she's a week overdue, that lazy bugger just won't come out. thursday she goes in and they will force the little guy out. i'm sure there's some sort of technical term for this, but i like to refer to it as operation baby retrival, where they go in and smoke him out--sorta like iraq, but cheaper.

we enjoyed a leisurely lunch, pedicures and oprah. because that's what you do when you're pregnant and your best friend is unemployed... i think.

8 comments:

well wisher said...

Good luck to Midge and the baby!

el viajero said...

at least there's no question that the 'lazy bugger' will be producing wmd...

vaya con Dios, midge...

Pete Dunn said...

When he's not exactly born, in fact still very early in the pregnancy, will the doctor land on an aircraft carrier and circumsize him?

Anonymous said...

I believe when they "smoked" my son out the DR. called it inducing with something called Pitosin. This was all years ago so things may have changed since.

Happy Motherhood to Midge! Babies are amazing even if sometimes loud and smelly.

Snowmomutah said...

I'm jealous of the unemployed and the pregnant. Maybe I should get knocked up and fired. Sounds like a great day. Can't wait for baby!

not an ob said...

Dad Anon: Inducing labor with "pit o' sin"? That sounds more pentecostal than Utah...weird.

(N.B. For those seething/ksl anons out there - not you Dad anon - the snarky grammarian notes with joy that this is a fine example of the rare situation in which the punctuation goes outside of the quotation mark.)

ak said...

Midge - good luck with the little one! I'm sure you'll make a great mom, 50's style.

Midge said...

Thanks for all the well wishing. Sarah didn't mention that it's really her love child i'm having. I'm sure sarah will post a pic of Ike soon. I'm going to need more lunch/pedi/oprah dates so no badmouthing them.