For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thank you auntie, for the beautiful maple syrup dispenser. I always enjoy looking at a good cock first thing in the morning.
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that just made my day. and believe me it was a long one.
My favorite place for breakfast in Bozeman has little roosters sitting on the tables. I will now always giggle when I go there.
Cocks just keep me up all night.
Funny!
It reminded me of watching Oregon State a couple of nights ago in the College World Series and the fans at the game. One guy had an OSU hat on with a little stuffed beaver on top of the hat. (beavers are the school mascot)
My perverted mind just thought of this:
Can you imagine someone with a beaver hat eating at a restaurant with little roosters on the table?
There has to be a good punch line there.
there's a sweet and sticky joke in there too.
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