after listing reasons why i've stayed home the last few fridays, i'm amazed i still have friends:
1-i can't go out, i'm too scared of hannibal lecter to leave the house tonight.
2-i have burrito belly and can't go anywhere beyond the couch.
3-i have to stay home and delete duplicate songs from my itunes.
oddly enough, they were all 100% true.
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Your friends remain your friends because of those exact phrases. It keeps us laughing!
I can't go out because I want to stay home and read Sarah's blog.
You so do not have a burrito belly.
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