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Sunday, June 10, 2007

self-esteem in check, yo.

i've just been outsmarted by a one-eyed, fat pug!

for the past two days daisy's been limping around the house. i checked her paws closely to make sure she didn't have any glass in them from the mighty two-buck chuck fall. nadda, but i still felt guilty and gave her a treat. a couple times a day when i felt really bad her limp may be my fault, i gave her a treat. today, when i noticed she was limping on a different paw i suspected she was faking to get food. i waited until she went into the other room and peeked around the corner to watch. the minute i'm not in the room her limp disappears. that little bitch! and here i thought she wouldn't like her new low-fat treats.

5 comments:

Lincoln said...

What a deceitful little dog. You should breed her.

Anonymous said...

With that little sad face I'd give her treats all the time too.

Anonymous said...

She is too precious!

Unknown said...

LOL that is the best story in the World!!! I sure do love my Daisy!!

ms aimee said...

Funny, funny Daisy! Harrison says, "Let's go see Daisy and Sarah."