that's right,
i'm totally and madly in love with my new phone. remember when i said
i'd never own a blackberry? i lied. it's just like
tivo, i can't imagine life without it.
the pearl is just as pretty as i had hoped, not to mention it does everything. if there were a legal way to marry it i would! it's the best gadget
i've ever owned, beating the
eager beaver back
massager i got as a birthday gift a couple years ago. it slept on the pillow next to mine last night--we're deep into a relationship, so i felt it only appropriate. truthfully, i like it better than a lot of men who've ended up sleeping on that pillow.
i'm sure
i'll receive a call from my mother asking how i expect to snag a husband when i announce in public forum that
i'd rather marry my phone.
6 comments:
It's better than declaring that you'd rather marry your vibrator.
I nearly spit my drink when I read this. Your "massager", HA!
i'm surprised you didn't wait for the iphone.
pants: i knew you'd see it my way.
anon: don't spit, it's gross.
dave: me wait? it's like we've never met.
j-man: i miss your comment.
i love phones and massagers.
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