someone recently asked how one goes about obtaining a key to my humble abode. let me share that knowledge with all of you. first and foremost, your having a precious copy of my key must benefit me somehow, typically those who hold the key let daisy out for me. i can foresee myself being persuaded into giving my key away for the following reasons:-if you promise to leave me treats or presents.
-if you have recently gone shopping at the liquor store and want to leave some juice for me.
-if you are planning on cleaning or doing laundry, my laundry.
-if you are going to organize my closet OR build me something to house all my shoes.
-if you are going to run me a tubby.
-if you are going to take daisy for a walk or an outing of any kind, not the pound.
-did i mention leaving me presents???
i’d also like a background check, unless you are related. and yes, that's my real key, cute i know!
4 comments:
I can only imagine the list if you were asked for the key to your heart.
that list is too long to post, and that line is too cheesy to address.
I think I can speak for everyone by asking WHO?
WootWoo!
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