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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

suspicious shoppers....

things not to buy in bulk:

dry ice
baking soda
red devil lye

apparently, this instantly makes you a baking bomber meth addict in the eyes of your local grocer, but to me it's just another day at the office.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two."

Sarah Bellum said...

wow, what line of work are you in?!

Dave said...

turpentine.

when i was a kid, we had a gallon jug of turpentine that we lugged around from house to house, even though we never used it.

oddly enough, one day when we actually needed to use it, we found the jug was empty.

Sarah Bellum said...

dave, your parents lied. turpentine was code for moonshine, hence the empty jug.