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Friday, March 17, 2006

the snozzberries taste like snozzberries, and the pills taste like candy!

Police in Utah warn parents about a possible case of food tampering after a child ingests a painkiller that may have been hidden in a popular candy. Salt Lake county deputies say a home daycare worker in Herriman bought the Willy Wonka "Nerd" candies from a Smith's in Herriman. After she'd put them in a bowl and the kids had eaten them, she says she noticed a strange pill mixed in with the candy. She took four kids to the hospital. A 2 year old child tested positive for opiates. The drug was an extended-release pain reliever. Smith's stores removed the Nerds from the Herriman's store shelves.
after seeing this story on the news last night, i begged ben to drive out there to shop with me. he refused, his reasoning was that we could make a run to pioneer park with just as much success. i call bullshit, he is just lazy. in the end, we decided to skip it, because i’m sure the polygamists out there need the high more than we do.

i still am regretting cutting candy out of my diet, think of all the fun i could have had!

willy wonka is so lucky....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a sad story, but a clever spin. You make me laugh. Keep up the great job at entertaining the masses.

tgi56 said...

I doubt there are any drugs available in the Pioneer Park area. Silly Sarahbellum!!!