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Thursday, March 16, 2006

non-friday five (mom & mormons beware)!


top five reasons why i want to be a lesbian when i grow up:


1-men, specifically justin.
2-portia de rossi.
3-discontinued condom use.
4-lesbian porn.
5-the l word series.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I encourage your adulthood as long as you blog about it.

Anonymous said...

And who is this Justin character?

Anonymous said...

three comments:

1) Keira Knightley
2) You ARE grown up
3) nothing is stopping you.

Jason said...

You left out doubling the size of your wardrobe,feeling good about your contribution to solving the world's over population problem, and instantly doubling your sex appeal to horny men everywhere. Even as a lesbian this must be an ego boost.

Dave said...

Yeah, I think I'd pay $20/month for access to the SarahCam.

Sarah Bellum said...

thanks to my "girlfriend" for giving me one more reason. keira is hot!

kerrith--brilliant!

dave--no comment.

Anonymous said...

You'd also be better in bed, the whole having access to the equipoment 24-7 thing. Just saying.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sending money to your brests so that girls can touch them.