while we're on the subject of jb, let me tell you about my hour and a half in the life of jb.
pmk and i went for a massage today, not together. gross. just at the same chiropractic clinic. all the cool kids at my office go there. it's fantastic, not to mention the most action i've been getting in quite some time. an hour massage for $10, you can't beat it. just be sure to hit the potty first, right alex? pmk and jb always go at the same time, adorable isn't it? jb had another commitment, so i took his place. i called in to let them know, for billing purposes. i requested that they call me jb. it seemed like the only fair thing to do. after all, i wouldn't want to break up the couple time.
people love jb. it's true. everywhere we go we spot someone he knows. it's brilliantly entertaining. case in point, the liquor store. we dragged him along one day to purchase wine for a party. jb is lds, not just lds, but active lds, not just active lds, but second counselor lds. it just so happens we ran into someone from his ward there. therefore proving that jb is famous, and that we are his entourage.
being jb was lovely. i got special treatment. no, not a happy ending....damn it. for all you utah locals, it's well worth your time to hit this place. i swear they take all insurance and somehow make it possible to get weekly massages. go, tune out the enya, and relax.
just tell 'em jb sent you.
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Gross?!? JB doesn't seem to mind.
remember my personal space issues? i think i would say gross to anyone sharing my massage. except maybe john cusack, or owen wilson.
No action! What a shame. If I lived in Utah I would go there. I would tell them the cute blog girl sent me. Would that give you bonus points towards that happy ending?
I am assuming jb is the same jb that worked then when I worked there, no? If so, who the hell is that in the picture?!?
same jb, different man obsession. yup you heard it here first....jb wants to be ricky martin. why, i have yet to figure out.
perhaps he just wants to engage in his secret golden shower fetish.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/22/ricky_martin_likes_to_pee_on_p.html
its true what they say about JB. He is loved. you cant even get a massage in this town without running into someone who loves him. Deep down, we all want to be JB.
Has anyone ever told your pal JB, he looks a lot like Ricky Martin? I'm sure he gets that all the time.
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