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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Quote of the Day:

"There is something to be said about dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse. Necrophilia is so much more palatable when you look like Heath Ledger."--The Yuppie

I seriously have the best collection of ex-boyfriends this state has to offer. Now, to keep them all single so we can remain friends always. That's not too selfish, right?


Kerrith Black said...

Is he identifying with the corpse or the necrophiliac?

Anonymous said...

Why did you break up with him when hes so funny? Can you rekindle?

Al Hammond said...

Yes. When I think of "unselfish," I think of Sarah.