i've been with the same company for almost a decade (gasp), which is amazing for someone who claims commitment issues! i love the people i work with, they are my family, and most days i like them better than my own family! however, it would be nice to have something a little more social than my daily geek-fest. don't get me wrong, i adore my geeks. but, i work with the same people day in and day out. it would be fun to mix things up a bit.
but, what to do....
well, it has been decided....and not by me. are you ready? are you sitting down? good, as my future contains porn. you're surprised aren't you? with the whole "invest in my chest" campaign you wouldn't think i have it in me. i know, nor did i.
so, let me explain. i wanted some very natural looking highlights in my hair. it's almost summer, and as a dirty (pun inended) blonde, i wanted to brighten it up a bit. natural, notsomuch. porn star, yes.
behold my future....
11 comments:
Go get a job at the American Cancer Society.
It sounds like you spend a fair amount of time at your local Starbucks. Just work there.
I think you'd make a great temple square guide. You could stand next to the enornous statue of Jesus, with a an equally enormous Mo-bow in your hair.
amy, i knew i could count on you for pure brilliance!!
d, trust me, i've considered it!
anon, email me.
http://meaningless-blather.blogspot.com/2006/03/looking-for-few-good-loan-officers.html
always up for a little shameless self-promotion... :)
you could take some photos for the parody porn site i haven't gotten around to making (although i *did* register the domain name):
ldsporn.com
i was thinking dresses that go above the knee, sleeveless shirts, etc...
sleeveless shirts??? GASP!!! I gotta see THAT!!!
Just scan and post the pictures from the BRA pages of a JC Penney catalog.
:)
now that's funny!
I think you should put together a porn geeksquad calendar. Not that I would buy it...but you know...to give you something to do.
bryan, ummm.....eww?
you people are so funny!!
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