my love of all things pink might just one up my hatred for trucks. i quickly pulled over to take a couple of snaps on the ole camera phone. it was then i noticed the pink parking lines, i looked up at the building and realized i was standing in front of the local slc lesbian bar, yes there is one. in my over caffeinated imagination i could see the biker girls inside ready to come after me with their magic lesbian dust. i quickly left, maybe in my 32nd year....
i did, however, look in my rear view mirror. twice. just in case. portia de rossi could have been chasing after my car. no really, it COULD happen....
13 comments:
Girls who go off road, OMG that is funny. Good dirty connotation there Bellum!
It's like the butch version of a Mary Kay car.
I'm up for you five reason you hate the world...
Me too, go ahead and vent.
The most funny thing about this truck is the girl who drives it is scary femme girl. Looks like she's had a bit too much plastic surgery. She owns the bar.
I am supportive of your "switching teams".
Isn't it a bit strange that you can post a random picture of a car or license plate and someone reading your blog can give you the life story of the owner?
anon: thanks for actually "getting" it!
princess: our fives shall be over coffee!
abby: next time.
anon: cool. i wondered why she got special parking lines.
tgi: you WOULD be.
kerrith: i love it, actually. watch out folks, sarah with a cam phone, coming your way!
It looks stunningly like the "Pussy Wagon" from Kill Bill.
The gay and lesbian theme is recurring, anything you care to share ms. Bellum?
I'm with you. I think I may be a lesbian trapped in a man's body. And for many of the same reasons you outlined in your previous post. Of course, I don't know justin, but miss de rossi in enticing. I would also love to doff the prophylactics, and what beats lesbo porn (though I somehow doubt that actual lesbians are the target audience)???
The L Word, however, is where you are DEAD WRONG. I've been forced through several episodes of that tripe, and my only connection with it revolves around my desire for the boys from Brokeback to bust in on one of their luncheon pow-wows, pull out their six-shooters (no double entendre intended), and kill all those whiney bitches.
Change your Blog to Bellum bumpers.
Kerrith is on to something. It's weird that both car blogs someone offered info. Goes to show what a small city we live in.
What's the story with no weekend posts? Nothing good or so much good blog material you didnt have time? Hopefully the second so the next post is extra funny.
theorris: good call!
another anon post aka. alex: only for portia!
mystery boy: we'll sit down and discuss our mutual lesbian porn addiction over dinner.
anon: funny, but um...no.
more anon: busy weekend. i'll get a post up today, i promise!
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