while in the dressing room at express yesterday, i overheard two young girls discussing the skirts they were trying on. when having trouble deciding one asked the other, "what would jesus think if he walked into the room when you were wearing it?"as i walked out they mistakenly asked my opinion, i simply stated, "jesus strikes me more of the red or black type, not baby blue". i walked out as their jaws hit the floor.
i'm positive i'm going to hell, but at least i know i'll be warm there.
16 comments:
Lets see you in that outfit, or at least your dog.
You could go to heaven, but no one you really like will be there...
Bellum - do me a favor and save me a seat when yuo get there, if I'm there first, I'll return the favor and save you one. TIA.
anon: the only part of that outfit i'll be wearing is the martini glass.
annie: you're right, and what are the chances i would like any of them?!
that one guy: deal!
Plus, you'll be in good company (in hell).
pants: i'm guessing not only will i be warm, but entertained.
OMFG! You just made me miss Utah and the modestly dressed youth. They are so morally clean. I also like the married momo gals who pin up their garments, so they won't hang out of their mini skirts.
Do not be tempted by immodest attire.
Immodest is one word I have never heard uttered, outside of Utah.
Are you morally clean?
amy: i've got quite the offending stories! there was the time my brother dragged me into the funny underwear store...a woman came to ask if i needed some help. i looked at her with a straight face, pointed to a style, and asked if it came in a thong.
amy: oh, and no.
Exactly! I like to think of my journey into hell as a reunion. Only not a shitty high school reunion, but a chance to be reunited with all my favorite evil friends. You know, the friends that make you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants. See you in hell! :-)
Hey, I did the "read a random blog" thing and yours came up.
Ironically, my best friend's dog...a Chinese Pug...is named Sarah Bellum.
Anyway, your posts are original and interesting!
Enjoyed reading; hats off to your awesome sense of humor. :)
pants: only you could make me look forward to going to hell:)!
kristi k: you just made my day, thank you! not sure how i feel about sharing my name with a dog. luckily, it's a pug so i can live with it. i'd love to see a pic of the little gal.
Sarahbellum - my brother said that you have to get a prescription (I think he meant temple reccomend) from the bishop in order to buy jesus jammies. True or false?
amy: according to bensnopes this rumor is true. you have to show a temple card to buy funny underwear. i guess the church got tired of seeing the things on ebay.
Thats pretty fantastic...I don't think you'll go to hell, I think Jesis will give you a pat on the back :)...
bevin: thanks! even jesus needs something funny to laugh at, righttt?
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