Sarah: "Are you going to Uncle Cabbage Patch's party tomorrow?"
Ben: "Nope. I'm out of town for the weekend."
Sarah: "Liar. You're coming, I'll pick you up."
Ben: "Sarah, seriously, I'll be in Delta."
Sarah: "Doing what?"
Ben: "Walking around in a field carrying a gun that I'll never shoot. It's hunting."
Sarah: "Oh, I sorta forgot that existed. Why exactly are you doing this?"
Ben: "I'm getting in touch with my masculine side."
Sarah: "You could do that here you know. Just drink too much and bang some slut you're never going to call again."
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