Ben: "I’m a card carrying member of the American Legion."
Sarah: "Um… I don’t really know how to react to that."
Ben: "I went again last night but they wanted me to have an old guy with me."
Sarah: "You mean a vet?"
Ben: "Yeah, that. So I told them Dad had served in the military."
Sarah: "But, Ben, Dad didn’t serve. You lied to the American Legion?!"
Ben: "Sorta. I felt okay about it because Dad would’ve served if he wasn't diabetic."
Sarah: "So you’re telling me you shouldn’t be punished just because Dad didn’t serve in the military?"
Ben: "Exactly!!"
Sarah: "You do realize Dad will be drafted now, right? The one time I used a family member as an excuse they died."
Ben: "You killed Chad? No wonder I don't get letters anymore."
Sarah: "No, Ben, this isn’t a laughing matter. I killed Grandma. I used her as an excuse once and she died a month later. I’m the bitch who killed my own grandmother."
Ben: "You’re not a bitch, you’re just insane. You didn’t kill Grandma and Dad isn’t going to be drafted. Stop drinking so much coffee."
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Coffee? Could be worse.
Thank God he didn't say "whiskey."
Believe me, it hurts a lot worse.
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