A Dollop of Sophomoric Humor

I was walking Daisy through the Avenues a few days ago, when she stopped walking and started sniffing around some bushes in front of an apartment complex. Trying to change the music on my iPod I was distracted and wasn't paying attention to her like I should've been---especially since she wasn't on a leash. I looked up and Daisy was on the front steps of the building. A woman who was walking out turned to me and said, "Are you trying to get into the man?" It was then I noticed the sign and replied, "Umm, isn't it usually the other way around?" She scowled at me and walked away. She may not have found my comment amusing, but that didn't stop me from giggling the entire way home.