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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Birthday Porn

Nothing says Happy Birthday like midget porn. For real.

Sue, one of my pseudo sisters, had a birthday party last night. (I have the best of both worlds: real brothers who have to do chores for me, and pretend sisters who are talented beyond belief. )

After a few drinks on the deck we moved into the living room to watch a "movie." Something I suggest you don't watch sober. Ever.

I am always one of the first to leave these parties. I'm old. But I always have an excellent reason for leaving. Last night's excuse was my stripper bruises hurt:

1 comment:

aimee said...

the best thing about your stripper bruise is that it's on your foot and will lead most people to ask "How the hell....?"

the best thing about midget porn is... well... nothing really.

the best thing about your pseudo sisters is... well... everything really.