Dear Men of SLC,
I'm thrilled that you don't have the body issues we women tend to have, but please for the love of god cover up your man fur! I know it's hot as hell outside, yet I still wear clothing and would appreciate it if you could.
I can see your reasoning that the back hair provides a protective layer for your sensitive skin while riding your bike. BUT, what about the protective layer for the rest of us? If you don't have a shirt, I'd be more than happy to raid Ben's closet and steal you one. Seriously, whatever it takes.
If you could rectify this situation immediately that would be great. I thank you. Young children thank you. The city thanks you.
Regards,
Sarah
6 comments:
So it was YOU who was following me!!
I couldn't figure out why I kept getting these "looks".
damit.
:)
EWWWWW!!!!!!!
Holy crap, HE IS SO FREAKING HOT! Stop! I will obviously not be able to control myself when I get to Utah.
that one guy: I waved and waved, but nothing.
anon: Uh-huh!
pants: Darlin' don't I show you the best man meat when you are in town? Might I remind you of the pub hotties? I've been selecting your welcoming committee. I'll add man fur to the list.
And that is why i keep a bottle of Nair in my medicine cabinet.
Admittedly, I was "totally in my own space..."
The wind rustling through the whole of my man-fur does that.
Next time, though. Promise.
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