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Monday, July 30, 2007

A Plea

Dear Men of SLC,

I'm thrilled that you don't have the body issues we women tend to have, but please for the love of god cover up your man fur! I know it's hot as hell outside, yet I still wear clothing and would appreciate it if you could.

I can see your reasoning that the back hair provides a protective layer for your sensitive skin while riding your bike. BUT, what about the protective layer for the rest of us? If you don't have a shirt, I'd be more than happy to raid Ben's closet and steal you one. Seriously, whatever it takes.

If you could rectify this situation immediately that would be great. I thank you. Young children thank you. The city thanks you.



That One Guy said...

So it was YOU who was following me!!

I couldn't figure out why I kept getting these "looks".



Anonymous said...


Melliferous Pants said...

Holy crap, HE IS SO FREAKING HOT! Stop! I will obviously not be able to control myself when I get to Utah.

Sarahbellum said...

that one guy: I waved and waved, but nothing.

anon: Uh-huh!

pants: Darlin' don't I show you the best man meat when you are in town? Might I remind you of the pub hotties? I've been selecting your welcoming committee. I'll add man fur to the list.

Shad said...

And that is why i keep a bottle of Nair in my medicine cabinet.

That One Guy said...

Admittedly, I was "totally in my own space..."

The wind rustling through the whole of my man-fur does that.

Next time, though. Promise.