Dear Men of SLC,
I'm thrilled that you don't have the body issues we women tend to have, but please for the love of god cover up your man fur! I know it's hot as hell outside, yet I still wear clothing and would appreciate it if you could.
I can see your reasoning that the back hair provides a protective layer for your sensitive skin while riding your bike. BUT, what about the protective layer for the rest of us? If you don't have a shirt, I'd be more than happy to raid Ben's closet and steal you one. Seriously, whatever it takes.
If you could rectify this situation immediately that would be great. I thank you. Young children thank you. The city thanks you.
Regards,
Sarah
