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Thursday, July 12, 2007

I'm the man of my house!

I walked into the bathroom last night with the intention of throwing a teeny bopper clothing catalog into the garbage.

I glanced at the toilet, then glanced back at the magazine and quickly without a second thought I sat down and flipped through the pages while I peed.

I finished up business, tossed the catalog into the trash, washed my hands and felt manlier than I have in a very long time. Which is a tad surprising, given my deep mannish voice.


That One Guy said...

did you adjust your junk for maximum bulk performance?

Lincoln said...

But did you find anything you wanted in that teeny bopper catalog?

Sarahbellum said...

TOG: Still giggling over here.

Lincoln: Yeah but I weigh over 100 pounds so wouldn't really work out.