I walked into the bathroom last night with the intention of throwing a teeny bopper clothing catalog into the garbage.
I glanced at the toilet, then glanced back at the magazine and quickly without a second thought I sat down and flipped through the pages while I peed.
I finished up business, tossed the catalog into the trash, washed my hands and felt manlier than I have in a very long time. Which is a tad surprising, given my deep mannish voice.
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3 comments:
did you adjust your junk for maximum bulk performance?
But did you find anything you wanted in that teeny bopper catalog?
TOG: Still giggling over here.
Lincoln: Yeah but I weigh over 100 pounds so wouldn't really work out.
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