tomorrow is the beginning of my christmas vacation, following tradition i passed out the obligatory office gifts today. last year it was usb lava lamps, this year i handed out diseases. i gave pmk a cold, jb a flesh eating bacteria, the office lush got beer yeast, and i gave the office dream boat mono--mostly so i could say just that.i did keep syphilis for myself, not because it was the cutest and pink, but because i don't want to be know as the girl who gave someone at work an std.
4 comments:
Syphillis looks so cute and cuddly!
Oh, but it would be so fun to tease ddr about a hot chick at work giving him syph...
-Bob
gotta love a girl who appreciates a good streptococcus.
ha.
i forgot to mention i totally stole that from frank zappa. damn, we miss him.
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