my life is over. my life as a fun, beer-drinking, stripper watching party girl.this was realized last night, when i was in bed at 9:51pm. yes, you read correctly...ninefreakingfiftyone. i'm old, and boring.
as i laid there in bed a quote from old school kept running through my head. remember when some hot little thing asked frank the tank what his plans for saturday were? let's refresh...
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
i feel like the bed, bath, & beyond poster child, finding a coupon for the store on justin's counter the next morning doesn't exactly help, now does it?
D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-N-G!!!
13 comments:
Sweetheart, welcome to the last 11 years of my life.
(Except for that weekend with you, malibu, and southern exposure.)
*Mark *pat pat* the cool vaccuum thing he and Sarah bought from BB&B. It really does pick up wet veggies!
jenny-fur: can we repeat that weekend soon?
mark: i love a good wet veggie vac!
I just saw old school a few days ago; seeing frank work on his camaro hit a little too close to home. Still, one of my favourite movies.
That's the best line in Old School, when Frank hits the beer bong: "It tastes so good when it touches your lips!"
Mikey
Just remember: 9:51 is the new 12:51 AM.
alex: it was a trans am...
mikey: i too love that line!
pmk: that's the best comment yet, that actually really makes a girl...err old woman, feel better.
It's ok to be asleep at 9:51, but only if you get up and do something around midnight. We old people need to nap before a night out. However, you can't be asleep in your bed. You must crash, on the couch or floor, fully clothed, with the TV on.
I don't know why, but the first thing I noticed in that picture was that you broke your thumbnail.
The best things in life are 20% off.
You think you've got it bad, being the recipient of the 20% off BBB coupon every other week is quite emasculating.
Oh, and your party life isn't over-- well perhaps the beer drinking but long live the strippers!
j2: looks like i'm doing everything wrong, i'll do better next time...i promise!
dave: actually it's not my hand, i stole the pic off google images.
theorris: amen, my friend, amen.
justin: wearing gloves to open the mail, now that is emasculating.
9:51pm?! The fact that I'm jealous makes me feel ancient. That, and that I've been waking up at 6:00am and driving my new, younger boyfriend crazy. Well, not entirely bad crazy, but you know.
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