caution: mullets may cause extreme laziness.

benjaminoballbaby was here for the weekend, yeah again. all afternoon he was insisting we go to the pub; he too is addicted, however, for very different reasons--chicken enchiladas, not beer like his sister. i walked out of the room to find my shoes only to return to this:

seriously, i was gone for two minutes and already he's dead asleep. i think having a mullet and porn-stache are sucking the life out of the lad.