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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

united states of sarah!


why i want to be the president of the united states, the presidential loophole!

thanks to al franken for pointing out in today's show why i need to run for the commander in chief position that so clearly should be available. apparently when you are president no rules apply to you, and it's all legal. perfect. since i don't think they apply to me as is.

you can use all necessary force "during war", and since we have been told there will ALWAYS be a war on terror....there you have it.

lovely. just lovely.

3 comments:

Cliffs Blogger Profile said...

Perfectly put.

People will line up to be president now that they know, you can get away with murder, and pretty much anything else for which any other American would go to jail WITHOUT "passing go."

J. said...

You're too young to be president. You can't run until you're at least 35. That means i can't vote for you until the 2012 election.

I, on the other hand, will turn 35 on the day before the next presidential innauguration. So, I'm sending out the word from this day forward... vote for me in 2008.

Vote Sarah in 2012.

Sarah Bellum said...

j--you can easily buy my vote with the mere price of a cup of coffee.