pmk summoned me to his office this morning to show me his "porn". it's innocent, really, i promise--he was looking out the window at this:
and if that wasn't enough...
ak too summoned me into his office to show me "ski porn":
it's really too bad that orrin hatch doesn't have time to define porn for these two!
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mmmm pr0n.
What is that a Sears bra catalog?
Imagine the my surprise this morning when I looked out my window to see that. The horror! Mine eyes are tainted forever. Where is the Porn Czar when you need her. Oh well, now that my eyes are no longer virginal, I might as well at least watch AK's porn.
What the crap is ski porn?
Hee Hee! Utah Porn.
i have a hot date tonight!
well, a date.
dinner with friends.
dinner alone.
watching tv alone.
ALRIGHT! i'm gonna sit at home and oogle the women in victoria's secret catalog.
*sigh* sears catalog.
Dear Sarah--
Mm, ski porrn. Have you ever seen "Hot Dog: The Movie"? That's, like, my favorite film.
Mikeymikemike
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